The C.A. T. Cat Assistant Teacher
One of my cats, Rosalind, has decided that I work too hard, so, she has elected to join me in returning to the classroom. She will be my C(at) A(ssistant) T(eacher). See, she’s already to head out the door.
I think she initially intended this as a surprise, as you can see from her surreptitious insertion of herself into my book bag.
She may also figure that this is a clever way to check up on people who may be cheating during quizzes. She’s good at catching mice and moles, so cheaters are probably in her repertoire as well.
Whatever the case, she will probably be grading some papers for me. So, if you decide to complain about your grade, remember that she has not been declawed – and her fangs are pretty darn sharp. have a nice day.